The Zoolander School for Kids Who Can't Read Good.

Gifs. Gifts. EATMEBAILEY.

Cute

Hmm.

Oh dear...

Two black Nigerians walk into a hospital...

[insert horribly racist Darwin joke here]

If this article weren't written for retards in overalls and their shoes untied, it would actually be pretty interesting...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3060907/Black-parents-give-birth-to-white-baby.html#ixzz0uE1DV86E

The power of g-a-y. Show some r-e-s-p-e-c-t, dammit!

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Pulitzer? I think so.

Some fine investigative reporting done here by Gawker.  I truly appreciate them bringing this to America's attention.

http://gawker.com/5556281/was-obama-in-the-1993-music-video-for-whoomp-there-it-is

Old people.

In high school I had a friend who worked at a nursing home.  There was an old lady there whose uterus would routinely fall out.  The end.

On a less vaginal note: old people dancing to new songs.




Poker Face + Old Dude + Hawaiian Shirt = http://jezebel.com/5574672/grandpa-gaga-busts-a-move-to-poker-face

Gayface.

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Michigan is the weirdest place ever.

Superheroes.
http://laughingsquid.com/captain-jackson-michigan-real-life-superhero/

Mystery Spots. (stop being gross.)
http://www.mysteryspotstignace.com/

And Bear Ranches.
http://www.superiorsights.com/oswaldsbearranch/

Why?  I don't know...

geekwhore. whoregeek. dorkystrumpet!

this lil’ gal is either a miniature genius or the tiniest little nerd prostitute in all of wherever she’s from.

It's square. It's multi-functional. It's a box.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/16-reasons-why-franzia-is-better-than-bottled-wine

(About 76.5 bonus points if you get the movie reference in the title.)

I've had this song in my head all day...

Just slightly less dramatic.

Awkward Stock Photos

No need for an explanation.  Except that is sort of all I need right now...

http://awkwardstockphotos.com/

Inception/Conception. So close, yet so far.

Links within links within links.  Get it?  No? Apparently I didn't either...

Here's some dumb humor to help make your brain not explode.

http://thedailywh.at/post/845424789/reddit

http://thedailywh.at/post/845873648/doctor-norik#disqus_thread

Seriously

I have collected a gatrillion and a half links over my law school career and I have stashed them away in my little hope chest of goodness.  Well folks, it's time.

I am cranky/happy and I am heading out on a world tour of Michigan tomorrow to visit crack babies and sex offenders.  Let's ask the angry ibex what he has to say about that, shall we?

Fuck it, I'm back.

And I changed the blog so it looks like a commercial for Claritin.  Because I am nothing if not allergic.