An Appetite for Distraction: February 2011

Feb 23, 2011

Richard Simmons Emerging From A Bush Dressed As Lady Gaga [PIC]

Richard Simmons Emerging From A Bush Dressed As Lady Gaga [PIC]

Gifs from Best Picture Nominees.

http://clutch.mtv.com/2011/02/22/the-best-gifs-from-the-2011-best-picture-nominees/

Idaho is prepared for anything.

I'm pretty sure I was this much of a brat as a kid.

Dear Child,
You may want to reconsider this plan.
Love,
2L with a fuckton of debt

I wish I had talent #9457306

Feb 22, 2011

Right now I am sitting in gay class

Literally, gay class (Sexuality and the Law). I'm fucking hungry. We are about to talk about the Westboro Baptist Church. I love them. There are always crazies in the world and these nutjobs take the cake.

I do have some reservations about my enthusiasm. I worry about the attractiveness of their children. How will they continue to exist if they are so fucking ugly? I guess ugly people get laid too. But that just seems silly. Maybe they should start recruiting only hot chicks. I mean there are even hot mormons-- amiright?

Moving on.

There's some big drama with the Westboro gang right now. The creeps at 4-Chan (whatever the fuck that is) have taken some time off from sending around child porn and have sent pedobear on a meme vacation and are now focusing their hatred and hacking skills on the crazy church. This makes me sad because this is now what crazy town looks like. I miss you crazy kids!

Some people don't like the WBC (if they were a tv station I am certain they would show Gossip Girl the entire time). And they like to actively protest against them. I find their humor crude and offensive.

I mean, seriously, dressing up as clowns? That's low.

Feb 21, 2011

Let's be nerds!

This dude plots data on the income and health of 200 different countries for the past 200 years. Not only is it pretty and colorful (yay! crayons!) but it is really rather staggering the progress that has been made in the past 60 or so years.

State of Emergency

Katie has just informed me that this happened:

God help us all.

I have misplaced my pants.

http://www.rpi.edu/~markhn/sounds/Pants.wav

This is important.

http://laserey.es/

Sexy Motherfucker

I found it impossible to conjure a visual of Manson, dark prince of androgyny, fashioned like Eastbound's Kenny Powers, the overweight enfant terrible of major league baseball and Southern hostility that's made Danny McBride a comedy icon.

Marilyn Manson's Mullet - Culture - Interview Magazine

Feb 20, 2011

Learn Shit.

THESE	…ARE NOT	…THE FUCKING SAME.
Affect Your horrendous grammar affects the quality of your input as an interlocutor.	Effect Your grammar’s effects are so unspeakable that you should be prosecuted at The Hague.	Hint: Effect* is most commonly a noun; affect is most commonly a verb.