Apr 27, 2009
"You shut your stupid mouth"
Golriz has made my day. Seriously. Greatest idea for a website ever. Excellent find.
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
Example 1:
(301): Bea Arthur died yesterday
(240): You shut your stupid mouth
(301): Betty White is next, I just know it.
(240): Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Example 2:
(805): Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
Example 3:
(973): oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
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