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Remember way back when anything tasted good with ketchup on it? Way back when Reagan was seriously pro-ketchup?  And barbeque sauce didn't taste like heaven? Well, I do. And so does this person:


And so does Heinz ketchup. (Is there any other kind of ketchup?! Do not even say Hunt's. Hunt's is more like liquid fake tomato, and that shit is just nasty. This is what happens when you buy non-Heinz ketchup: NOT GOOD THINGS.)

Here, this is the Big News in Ketchup! Yay!!!!! (It's so exciting, isn't it?)

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35237286/ns/business-consumer_news/?GT1=43001

This is how this big news makes me feel:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/28277802@N00/2811297554

The end.