And I shall call you Shithead!

If you've read Freakonomics and/or taught in the South Bronx, you know this already: people name their kids some pretty ridiculous things. My favorite in the bunch has to be the example the Freakonomics dudes use where a family named their child Shithead (pronounced Shi-thead, or something equally special). Anyway, apparently around March Madness people get really excited about brackets. (Evidence: the meat bracket) This one is my favorite so far. Golriz has already claimed Velvet Milkman as her name. Just keep that in mind.