Teach ME a lesson, John Cena!

I think I have a crush on John Cena. He was on Wait, Wait this week and he is not at all an idiot. He can be rough and aggressive or he can be polished and sensitive. He appears to have powers of invisibility and also flying abilities. He's perfect. (We will work on the hair at a later date...) The best quote I have ever heard is from Carl Kassell when he says that John Cena will give the people who kidnap his girlfriend a "syllabus of pain" in order to teach them a lesson. I am a huge dork-- this just keeps on becoming more and more obvious to me... http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=101580894