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Please read this. This person is amazing and I would hire them in a second. While this person does not have laser eyes or bear-fighting abilities, they sure as hell are "impressive." Here's a snippet. Click on it. It's funny. Your colleagues from other competitive firms have had a great deal to say about me; therefore, I would like to share with you some of their opinions. Alston & Bird writes, "your qualifications are impressive." Remarkably, Blank Rome makes an identical assertion. McKee Nelson also express this view but do not limit its opinion to my qualifications. Rather, it considers my "credentials and qualifications" to be "impressive." Chadbourne & Parke takes a different focus, indicating that my "background is impressive."