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Oh. I want to talk a little more about sex and Watchmen. But mostly about sex. So there is a long, graphic sex scene in the movie (and this one does not involve a blue wang, though there is one of those as well) where two costumed characters make love [vomit] in a flying owl machine. That is all fine and good-- latex costumes do that for some people. But here was the issue: it was in Imax. I saw a person whose ass was bigger than my car fuck another person whose orgasm face was larger than the Domino's pizza I ate in my dream last night. Great. Big sexy car asses and pizza (with free cheesy bread!) doing it to a funky version of "Hallelujah." Hot stuff. And delivered in under 30 minutes, or it's free! Dirty Imax porn with 600 of my closest friends. I am either scarred or feeling pretty damn good about this. It is hard to tell...