Feb 22, 2011

Right now I am sitting in gay class



Literally, gay class (Sexuality and the Law).  I'm fucking hungry.  We are about to talk about the Westboro Baptist Church.  I love them.  There are always crazies in the world and these nutjobs take the cake.

I do have some reservations about my enthusiasm.  I worry about the attractiveness of their children. How will they continue to exist if they are so fucking ugly? I guess ugly people get laid too.  But that just seems silly.  Maybe they should start recruiting only hot chicks.  I mean there are even hot mormons-- amiright?

Moving on.

There's some big drama with the Westboro gang right now. The creeps at 4-Chan (whatever the fuck that is) have taken some time off from sending around child porn and have sent pedobear on a meme vacation and are now focusing their hatred and hacking skills on the crazy church.  This makes me sad because this is now what crazy town looks like.  I miss you crazy kids!

Some people don't like the WBC (if they were a tv station I am certain they would show Gossip Girl the entire time).  And they like to actively protest against them.  I find their humor crude and offensive.

I mean, seriously, dressing up as clowns?  That's low.

Feb 21, 2011

Let's be nerds!

This dude plots data on the income and health of 200 different countries for the past 200 years. Not only is it pretty and colorful (yay! crayons!) but it is really rather staggering the progress that has been made in the past 60  or so years. 

State of Emergency

Katie has just informed me that this happened:




I have misplaced my pants.

http://www.rpi.edu/~markhn/sounds/Pants.wav

This is important.

http://laserey.es/

Sexy Motherfucker




I found it impossible to conjure a visual of Manson, dark prince of androgyny, fashioned like Eastbound's Kenny Powers, the overweight enfant terrible of major league baseball and Southern hostility that's made Danny McBride a comedy icon. 


Marilyn Manson's Mullet - Culture - Interview Magazine

Oh please.

What's the big deal?  This looks like just another day teaching in the South Bronx.  Minus the padding.  And the Asian kids...

Sigh. If only I had talent.



Some dude makes these. Out of paper. I tried making a paper airplane once.  Out of paper.  But it was big on the suicidal nosedive so that sucked.

This video is mesmerizing. Creepy. And amazing.

Feb 20, 2011

Learn Shit.


THESE…ARE NOT…THE FUCKING SAME.
Affect
Your horrendous grammar affects the quality of your input as an interlocutor.
Effect
Your grammar’s effects are so unspeakable that you should be prosecuted at The Hague.
*HintEffect is most commonly a noun; affect is most commonly a verb.
ETC.  http://learnyourdamnhomophones.com/

Also this:  "He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree. -Jack Bross, Chevy Chase"
http://www.qwertyed.com/q_pages/q6_fun_pages/analogies.html


So much more than just beautiful...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/nikoguy1/robert-cattinson-5xy

The Story of Man



Man has it rough.  Seriously rough.  Woman is not far behind (as always...).
http://storyofman.tumblr.com/

All I want is a pepperoni smiley face. That is it.

Pizza instructions for the win!

SO FUCKING NECESSARY


http://www.buzzfeed.com/anteater/amazingly-adorable-porcupines

I miss NYC.

I miss staring at people on the subway.
I miss reading on the subway.
This helps.
http://coverspy.tumblr.com/

FYI

The Great Link Dump of 2011. Or something.

As always, dedicated to Kate.
As always, in no particular order.

http://dontnameyourkidthat.blogspot.com/

http://wtfiswrongwiththeworld.com/

http://snacktothefuture.tumblr.com/

http://www.unnecessaryquotes.com/

http://www.sexypeople-blog.com/

http://dailyurbanlegend.tumblr.com/

http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/

http://thecontentfarm.tumblr.com/

http://greatgatsbygame.com/

http://romanceclub.tumblr.com/

Stuff That Looks Like Jesus