Jun 29, 2009
Check out this Pringles banner ad. For awhile I was confused by this link and got really upset when I couldn't finish the article on Ru Paul, but I guess the whole point is the ad... It's pretty funny, but some Ru Paul news would have been nice as well. Keep clicking on the Pringles picture. http://awardshome.com/cannes2009/pringles/can-hands.html
Jun 26, 2009
Dick Cheney is writing a memoir? CONTEST TIME! Apparently the Washington Post is looking to hear what you think the first paragraph of said memoir should be. One of the Gawker commentators pretty much should win the prize outright. Morninggloria writes: Call me Dickmael. Some years ago - never mind how long precisely - having little or no soul in my chest, and nothing particular to shoot in the face, I thought I would sail about a little and see the deserty, oil rich part of the world. And fucking kill the shit out of it.
Jun 25, 2009
Read the explanation below the picture, it is totally fascinating. And as hard as I try I can't get my brain to see that they are the same color. Amazing... http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2009/06/24/the-blue-and-the-green/
I refuse to give a synopsis because I believe that in order to see the LIGHT you must read this in full. Feel free to highlight your favorite parts in the comments... the Gawker post. *Update: Here is our good friend's business website. For someone who can be so clear and direct about what he wants in a lady he sure as hell won't tell me much about his "AngelBase" system. It's almost like he is teasing me, trying to make my "sacred donation" of $540 so much more meaningful. This kind of suspense must be what he was referencing in his goddess ad when he said this: He teases her hard and relentlessly, which makes her laugh uncontrollably. The sound of his voice, his words, his appearance, the way he looks at her, his powerful mind, his radiant heart, his intense sexuality, his confidence, his poise, and his very presence.... weaken her knees, fill her stomach with butterflies, send shivers up her spine, make her heart pound, overwhelm her with desire, and make her VERY wet. She cannot help but surrender herself to him, melting naked into his arms, whereupon he worships her as a Goddess.... he is the priest, she is his altar. She becomes the Goddess he is worshipping... Maybe I should stop reading this at work...
Jun 24, 2009
I have exactly one month of work left before I head into the great unknown of law school. That's super. Except that I cannot bring myself to be at all productive anymore. Five minute projects take approx 3.5 hours and anything that is not urgent is not going to get done. Period. This is a bad attitude and since I am such a ridiculous "good girl" this whole new half-assed attitude feels totally rebellious. It's like I've gone all Elizabeth Berkley and am no longer Jessie Spano on speed, and instead am embarking on a new career as a failed semi-porn movie star who also has guest appearances on the L-Word. Sweet. Anyway, be prepared for some serious internet distractions ahead. I have gotten so lost in the web that is world-wide that I have managed to wander onto some "bad mommy" blogs (I REALLY needed to know about raising autistic kids this morning, apparently), some drunken tirades about neighborhood crime (lock your doors, idiots), and have also discovered such a thing as a "pooper clip holder" (it's art, you're confused). Feel free to figure that one out on your own... Also, I have learned my lesson. Do not look up "bad girl" on Google images. You end up with something like this: It is not a pleasant thing. Or maybe it is... Elizabeth Berkley is that you?
Jun 23, 2009
This was an amazing post. The photos are of sex workers around the world. The captions are worth a read. (This is safe for work, by the way) http://jezebel.com/5300330/sex-workers-are-different---similar-+-the-world-over/gallery/
Clearly an excellent year for (groinal) fashion. http://jezebel.com/5301311/crotch+watching-with-1991-international-male/gallery/?selectedImage=1
Jun 22, 2009
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Jun 19, 2009
So apparently some moronic congressman equated the twittering about the Iranian elections to the twittering the Republicans did when they got pissed at Nancy Pelosi. People did not like that. Hilarity ensued. An example: mattortega RT @petehoekstra Walked out onto Constitution Ave in D.C. and was almost hit by a taxi. Reminded me of Tienanmen Square. But wait, there's more! http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2009/06/twitter_unleashes_deluge_of_sa.html
Jun 18, 2009
Jun 17, 2009
He may be an asshole to the homos, but he sure would make a good exterminator. http://gawker.com/5293031/barack-obama-fly+killing-badass
Oh, hi Joan Jett. You're pretty fun. Because of you I would often like to rock and roll all night and party every day. I really would. But sometimes, for instance, when I am a 28 year old vampire loving pile of snarkiness, I would prefer to listen to folk music all night and sleep all day. It just seems right. While that may be my personal issue, good ol' KStew over here seems to be conflicted. I realize that she is actually adding the character of Joan Jett to her short little acting career, so I refuse to comment on the mullet issue, but what's with the bags under the eyes? Seriously, woman, they say Preparation H helps with that. I think RuPaul told me that on some drag queen makeover show once. You should try it. I will even buy it for you if you are too embarrassed. And if it takes your pissy face and makes it emanate RPatz love again then it will certainly be worth it. All you have to do is ask. Here, the Fug Girls have something to say about you as well. This is what sparked my concern. For future reference and further advice, you might want to check in with them now and again. P.S. Real Joan Jett, Although you are only slightly younger than my mom, you are f-ing hot. Just keep that in mind. P.P.S. Fake Joan Jett, it is unclear why, but you annoy the shit out of me. Hold on tight spider monkey while I kick your ass...
Jun 16, 2009
Jun 15, 2009
Jun 11, 2009
If you get sick of figuring out who is who, here is a cheat sheet: http://www.touristpictures.com/foodfight/cheat.htm
Jun 10, 2009
Jun 9, 2009
Ridiculously hard. Ridiculously time-wasting. Ridiculously fun. 50 clues to 50 films within the last 20 years are hidden in the painting. Some are easy-- like Happy Feet-- and a lot are frustratingly hard. Enjoy! http://www.empireonline.com/crypticcanvas/
Jun 4, 2009
Single, conservative people, rejoice! Find yourself a good Republican lady! Find yourself that Madonna/whore you've been looking for! Want a virgin? This might just be the place! Check it out: http://web1.hannity.com/hannidate/ I found this through this comment on Jezebel. Check out the posting too. I haven't watched the video but I feel like it might be NSFW. Just saying... http://jezebel.com/5278812/conservatives-just-the-people-you-want-in-charge-of-your-sex-life?t=13350887#c13350887
"It's like a bad '70s sitcom. Everyone just shrugs their shoulders and says, 'Oh, China!'" Cue laugh track and then fade to commercial... http://gawker.com/5278749/chinas-confirms-nothing-happened-20-years-ago-today
Another reason to love Will Ferrell... and for this: http://nymag.co
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Jun 3, 2009
Jun 2, 2009
Just to reiterate, look at how cute that chimp is two posts down. Adorable. I want to roll in the grass with it in a non-sexual nature and just enjoy being a biped with opposable thumbs and I want to hug a hot, accented, Jane Goodall dude like the baby monkeyfaces in the video. Find me a chimp friend. And find it now. Thanks.
I mostly just love this rant for the editor's note at the bottom. But also because it is cranky at Kristen Stewart, and who isn't cranky at Kristen Stewart, that broody bitch? http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/2009/06/mtv_awards_kristen_stewart.html
Jun 1, 2009
Genius. I don't know why they don't do a "Pop-Up Videos"-esque show of just this crap.