An Appetite for Distraction

Dec 31, 2011

Untitled.

The only search term that has taken people to this blog:

"distraction tits"

Dec 30, 2011

I wish my dad was this cool.

Alice In Waterland created by a dad and his daughter. Alice in Wonderland redone under water. Sort of awesome.

Dec 29, 2011

Crime Statistics By Zodiac Sign

Crime Statistics By Zodiac Sign:

Dec 27, 2011

Dec 21, 2011

Supervillain or Newt | Celebrating our next president's best ideas

I bombed this quiz. Worse than I bombed law school.

I think this reflects Newt's successful leadership of crazytown, but I can't be completely sure...

Supervillain or Newt

I mean, wow.

Soldiers' faces before, during, and after being in combat zones.

And this isn't enough to provide more mental health services to people returning from war?

Soldiers' Faces Before And After War:

You idiots.

I can't really say it better than this blogger did:

Here’s a list of good surprises: Candy. Flowers. Finding money on the ground. Realizing you finally have enough points on your credit card to get a free flight to Miami. When a friend you didn’t know was in town shows up to your birthday party.

Here’s a list of bad surprises: H.I.V. Herpes. A fetus. The possibility you’ve just been sexually assaulted. Do you see where I’m going with this?

http://thegloss.com/sex-and-dating/durex-thinks-its-cute-to-leave-her-wondering-whether-or-not-you-used-protection-113/

Views from the new WTC

Apparently there is a twitter account showing WTC building progress. And it appears the views up there are gorgeous.

Dec 20, 2011

I went to a kick-ass college.

Check out these awesome chicks:

Those glasses! That collar! Those sensible flats!
September 30, 1968.

(I want the haircut 2nd from the right. I may actually have it already. I am unclear on most things about my hair.)

And check out this famous alum who spent a whole lot of time sitting on Mr. T's lap:
Nancy Davis Reagan, class of 1943.

Love.

http://vintagesmith.tumblr.com/

Paula Deen Riding Things

Generic Unsalted:

Land O'Lakes Salted:

Paula Deen Riding Things

Confession

I'm pretty sure I'm not as funny as I used to be.

At least I can still hang a spoon from my nose. That always gets a laugh.

The Unimpressed Astronaut Meme

he Unimpressed Astronaut Meme

Tom Haverford knows his foods.

Muffins are...

NAKED CUPCAKES

Treat yo'self! There are so many more gems to be had:
http://tomhaverfoods.com/

Baby Seal Enters House, Sleeps On Couch, Builds a fortress out of a lamp and a pillow.

I want one.

Baby Seal Enters House, Sleeps On Couch (PHOTOS):

I'm RICH!

Dear Readers (Lindsay),

I have been convinced that I will probably make a crapton of money and lots of fame if I put some ads on this here blog. In order for me to become a rich and famous (and yet still, preferably, anonymous) blogger I would need you all to a) come to this blog, and b) click on the ads.

In exchange for you clicking and making me millions I will continue to post random shit in the hopes that one day an ad so amazingly bizarre shows up on this blog that you email me a screenshot or something and I can post that on here and then that means another bizarre ad will show up after that post and suddenly we are in blog Inception and this joke might have been funny if I could have figured out a way to end it better. The end.