I might have been searching the world wide web for Golden Girls sound bytes. I might have stumbled across this gem while doing so. And I might have listened to all of them. Repeatedly. You might want to do the same.
I might have become personally attached to the one from 2002-12-03 (fucking foreigners and their fucked up dates). I might listen to it regularly in order to scare my dog. But that would just be cruel, now wouldn't it?
Here's the homepage for a more diverse array of annoying clips. http://www.dailywav.com/index.php