The Sneeze

Is...

A) an amazingly funny account of being a nerd and a dad to nerdy, weird children.

Evidence: http://www.thesneeze.com/jokes-from-the-booster-seat/ ; http://www.thesneeze.com/2007/green-is-the-color-of-going-off-script.php ; http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/000749.php ;

B) an amazingly funny account of being a nerd and a child of a nerdy, weird dad.

Evidence: http://www.thesneeze.com/how-to-draw-a-face/

C) an amazingly funny account of being a nerd

Evidence: http://www.thesneeze.com/steve-dont-eat-it/

And in mildy unrelated news, watch this: