Yay for people doing good things!

William and Mary's homecoming queen this year is a trannie. Fuck yes. And the homecoming king is a super religious kid who loves Jessee the trannie (dear parents, fucking with names is dumb.) and is pysched to be walking down the aisle with her (ahem, zir. My mistake). According to one of the comments that I can't seem to find again...

If you want to be either entertained or disgusted (or both!) read the comments. If you would prefer to just be excited for the conservative South then stick with the article.

http://flathatnews.com/content/71865

For the love of Facebook

Thank you Facebook, thank you for knowing me so well! I'm fucking psyched for this!

This was my advertisement this morning:

http://www.livingstonrepublica

ns.com/95.html?psid=yjaH5-K3Qf3buYHezuTC

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Our dear friend Daniel would like to add the following to the exciting costume list. Sexy!

http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqpmifYn1Q1qzs26lo1_400.jpg

Normally I hate Halloween...

But with the onslaught of racist, offensive and generally slutty Halloween costumes, this year is going to be so much more fun! http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/politically-incorrect-halloween-costumes/ http://boingboing.net/2007/10/08/anna-rexia-halloween.html http://jezebel.com/5379221/if-youre-going-to-wear-a-sexy-halloween-costume-at-least-be-creative-about-it

CHUCK fucking NORRIS

Untitled II

Have you annoyed your cubemates today?

What a great tagline...

I might have been searching the world wide web for Golden Girls sound bytes. I might have stumbled across this gem while doing so. And I might have listened to all of them. Repeatedly. You might want to do the same.

http://www.dailywav.com/program.php?Program=GoldenGirls

I might have become personally attached to the one from 2002-12-03 (fucking foreigners and their fucked up dates). I might listen to it regularly in order to scare my dog. But that would just be cruel, now wouldn't it?

Here's the homepage for a more diverse array of annoying clips. http://www.dailywav.com/index.php

Theme of the day? Foreign Sexytime!

Thoughts?

(NSFW. You should just assume that from now on. No more warnings, kids. Don't make me turn this blog around and go home.)

This is what the Jezebel ladies (and gentlemen) had to say about it. http://jezebel.com/5388663/a-lingerie-commercial-with-a-message-but-what

Untitled

That is all.

http://jezebel.com/5389184/and-now-its-time-for-a-nsfw-field-trip-to-love-land/gallery/

The Sneeze

Is...

A) an amazingly funny account of being a nerd and a dad to nerdy, weird children.

Evidence: http://www.thesneeze.com/jokes-from-the-booster-seat/ ; http://www.thesneeze.com/2007/green-is-the-color-of-going-off-script.php ; http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/000749.php ;

B) an amazingly funny account of being a nerd and a child of a nerdy, weird dad.

Evidence: http://www.thesneeze.com/how-to-draw-a-face/

C) an amazingly funny account of being a nerd

Evidence: http://www.thesneeze.com/steve-dont-eat-it/

And in mildy unrelated news, watch this:

Fancy Fast Food

Why? Why would you do that to such beautiful food? Sick people in this world.

http://www.fancyfastfood.com/

Cheesecake for everyone!

http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/2009/09/superfug_2.html

JOE WILSON ATE MY BABY.

http://joewilsonisyourpreexistingcondition.com/

(I think this joke might be way funnier in my head... get it? "a dingo ate my baby!!" Joe Wilson is stupid. Dingoes look pretty dumb. How could you not have understood this joke? What the fuck is wrong with you people?)

Tissues. Now.

http://jezebel.com/5357437/vow-of-silence-how-do-hundreds-of-rapes-just-come-to-light

Things I have learned:

a. There are Mennonite groups in Bolivia (wtf?!)

b. Over 300 women (of the 2,000 members. total.) have been systematically raped

c. By other Mennonites.

d. Who only got caught because they arrived late to work in the fields and the elders got pissed.

It is interesting to contrast this pacifist, and generally peaceful (I assume), group whose targeted rapes are just now coming to light, with the documented "war-strategy" rapes in the Congo or Rwanda or Yugoslavia. For some (probably ignorant and elitist/racist/classist/etc.) reason the quiet nature of this community contrasting with the violence and violation of rape make this so much more shocking. It should not be. But it is.

And in even more related news...

Not sure if I've posted this yet, but Horrible Tattoos is pretty amazing.

Here, my friends, is the elusive Modesty Chair on permanent display. http://horribletattoos.blogspot.com/2008/06/garden-chair.html

Trainwreck Alert!!

It's Lovely! I'll Take It! http://lovelylisting.com/

I cannot stop looking at this site. A whole (huge) blog dedicated to horrible, gross, pitiful, and just weird REAL real estate listings. The photos are often rather shocking. And for some reason the author is obsessed with white stackable plastic lawn chairs. Just keep an eye out for them.

The modesty chair (and its immodest counterparts) is like the Where's Waldo for the real estate community. Like trying to explain the concept of Slaughterhouse Five, it only makes sense if you read it...

Shirt or Dress?

Or hooker?

http://shirtordress.blogspot.com/2009/09/that-craig-and-his-list.html

And in related news

MAGIC CATS!!

http://emailsfromcrazypeople.com

You Suck At Craigslist

Keep that in mind.

My favorite,,hannah

http://www.yousuckatcraigslist.com/?p=3027

I'm baaack

I'm procrastinating. And tired. And therefore I have spent hours on the interwebs finding all kinds of goodies. Enjoy, fuckers!