NOOOOOOO!!!!

Shit. I knew that these fucking things were going to lead to the demise of humankind. Are you kidding me?! A Snuggie pub crawl? What? Drinking while wearing a Snuggie/Slanket is NOT A SAFE IDEA. Nor is it at all attractive or logical or even entertaining. Go fuck yourself public Snuggie wearers. I hope you forget to wear pants and your ass hangs out the entire time.