yeah, i take that back...

chimps aren't cute. apparently they are vicious, man-eating creatures who really, really don't like wearing rasta hats to weddings in the 80s and instead get their whole wildlife sanctuary gang to attack their nascar driving former owners and leave them pretty impressively scarred. (breathe) chimps 1, humans 0. nice work, monkeys. http://gawker.com/5155341/attention-humans-chimps-are-vicious-nose+eating-beasts