Jun 26, 2009
Dick Cheney is writing a memoir? CONTEST TIME! Apparently the Washington Post is looking to hear what you think the first paragraph of said memoir should be. One of the Gawker commentators pretty much should win the prize outright. Morninggloria writes: Call me Dickmael. Some years ago - never mind how long precisely - having little or no soul in my chest, and nothing particular to shoot in the face, I thought I would sail about a little and see the deserty, oil rich part of the world. And fucking kill the shit out of it.