Apparently you learn that you were born as Mrs. Claus in Santa's little village and you were in charge of the poor kids' presents. Also, you hated Jesus. Excellent work, Past Life Analysis Machine! http://www.thebigview.com/pastlife/ Your past life diagnosis:
I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Arctic around the year 700. Your profession was that of a dramatist, director, musician or bard.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You were a sane, practical person, a materialist with no spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped the weaker and the poor.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You should develop your talent for love, happiness and enthusiasm and you should distribute these feelings to all people.
Do you remember now?