Apr 27, 2009

"You shut your stupid mouth"

Golriz has made my day. Seriously. Greatest idea for a website ever. Excellent find. http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ Example 1: (301): Bea Arthur died yesterday (240): You shut your stupid mouth (301): Betty White is next, I just know it. (240): Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next. Example 2: (805): Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me. Example 3: (973): oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick

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