Dirt on your stupid baby.

I could care less about this article on Jezebel: Baby Bath Products (blah, blah, blah). Seriously. The baby is cute, fine. But the number of icky things your baby ingests, gets scrubbed with, or touches in a day is ridiculous. BABIES EAT DIRT. They like it. Who cares about a few bad things. Moving on... The whole reason I am posting this is because I LOVE this one particular comment and it made me chuckle so I thought I would share: saintbernadette commented on Baby Bath Products Need To Come Clean: "This is why, when I have a baby, I'm just going to beat it against the rocks in the river to get it clean." The end.