New Game!

I am so fucking bored that I have decided to go through my old gmail drafts folder and see what landed in that purgatory. I would like to share some of them with you. For instance, this: Draft saved Thursday, March 15, 2007 Subject: A play. After school group. Three students and a teacher.

Ms. Gold: Homonyms are words that sound the same but have different meanings. Like blue and blew. Or won and one.

All students give blank stares.

Jimmy: I have an imaginary friend named Blue.

Everyone nods.

Jimmy [jumping up and down, with absolutely no encouragement to continue]: He's blue. That's where I got his name. He looks kinda like one of the those mailbox things. Like the one down the street.

Again, blank stares.

Jimmy: And sometimes I put mail in his mouth for fun. Blank stares. [Annnnnd SCENE.]