Family Album

I was going to do a whole rundown on this family. But it was too easy. Dad: Gay. Mom: Lesbo. Little Girl: Issue dyke. Little Boy: Homo. Want more details? Fine. Dad: His name is Gary. He appears to have his shirt and/or his entire chest on backwards. He is a youth worker. He likes man sex. He is gay. Mom: Her name is Melissa. Her favorite song is "Piano Man." She teaches preschool. She is gay. Little Girl: Her name is Meghan. She likes cookies right now, but will grow to care about things like vegetables, Tibet, and calendars with chocolate labs on them. She is gay. Little Boy: His name is Chad and he was born a homo. He likes the color blue and long walks on the beach. When he gets to college he will also like short walks in the park that lead directly to the men's bathroom. He is gay.